The One Bot Airshow

My, you're quite the indecisive one.

As I believe it, you want to play me in a game, correct? Yet, you're conscious of people bothering you because of this new motion picture? Do not be so silly. If you are reading those stories, which you are, and at a very slow rate, I might add, it will be a different depiction. This motion picture will be assistance.

I am also joyed to see that the place you are considering has Watson already participating. It will be possibly more enjoyable? I would advise that you do not think so much about all of this. You have time so it is not a large concern.

Madam,

I spend well over a year in complete peace, left to my own devices, and you come bother me to respond to Bellatrix? The woman was a fool before she went utterly mad, and I am not so desperate for validation that the fun of pestering her is worth listening to the ravings of a fanatic cow with delusions of adequacy. May I also point out that you haven't read any of those penny-dreadful novels in recent months, so your grasp of my personality is shakier than it ever was.

Do not even begin to form the words "the movies". You put little enough stock in them to begin with, and on that matter, at least, we are agreed.

Furthermore, this particular journal has years of history attached to it, which you seem to be ignoring wholecloth. The school, my house, all my acquaintances in the nexus, their own players who are friends of yours almost to a man (or woman, as the demographic may be) what are you planning to do with them? I was married, for Merlin's sake, and when her player has wandered off into the night, the general consensus was that the curtain should close and we would leave well enough alone. I am well enough and very happy to be left alone, and why you are not content to use one of the embarrassingly high numbers of other journals that bear my name, I refuse to even attempt to grasp. The mind boggles.

In short, using small words that a muggle cow like you will be sure to understand: go away.

Most sincerely,

S. Snape

Great! You bring me back after the longest vacation ever, and you want me to argue with the only person left in Taxon that I actually care about?!

Personally, I'm still holding out for a party option, one that involves plenty of alcohol and attractive men begging me to...

You can't censor me! I thought people from Earth believed in that whole freedom of speech thing!

Hey, Miss Sunshine.

I'm sorry that I don't give two shits about your thoughts. Is that what you want me to say? Well, there you go. Even if it was for the hahas, the inside jokes I'm not aware of, and whatever the fuck lulz stands for. That?

I'm not your personal advice column in fucking Seventeen magazine, but here's a word of advice. Don't. Do that. Again. I have to deal with the kid enough as it is.

I hope that's understood. It pains me have the urge to drop pretty faces. What do you mean I would know?

Christ... Let's not have that happen by being a retard and making shit about me up, 'kay? Now there's a thought you should consider. Me and every damn bone in my body have every right to be pissed, so don't give me that look.

Well you wouldn't have had to have missed chat if you hadn't stayed up for over 26 hours watching Invader Zim spoofs. You could have at least made some more icons and taken advantage of our gift. Don't go complaining to me.

And regarding the next plot; you need to figure out what you're going to do since it starts now.

Why did you agree to Gino's idea of a Christmas party? More importantly, why did you bring up the idea of having a mistletoe toe to his mun?

If you think I'm going to kiss Gino, forget it. You are gravely mistaken.

Mun?




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Mundane?! Oi! Where are you?!

OH~HO~HOHO!

So you played with The Genius first, hmmm? And now you've come crawling back to me, like the silly little dog that you are. I don't care if people seemed to like him, they weren't the real people, they were just mundanes, silly people like you!

Now that I'm here I suppose you expect me to do what you want, hmm? Well, no~. I'm going to do what I want, and if that just so happens to be what you want me to do, then isn't that a happy coincidence? As for what I want to do, you know that already-I want to dance!

Now hurry up and bring The Boss here too, that's a good munny dear. He's the only one that gets to tell me what to do, and that's because he has ideas that are just to die for.

((Same guy who played brains4theboss, JSYK.))

... So you have decided to pick me up.


kagura....

It seems that you have completed all of my date requests during your second playthrough of Persona 3:FES. Well done, Mundane. I wish you luck with your future role playing endeavors.

On an unrelated note, this holiday seems to be a special time for humans. Every year, people await it with great anticipation and they decorate their homes and buy gifts for those they treasure. One peculiar time, indeed.

Perhaps I should negotiate with my Master for permission to decorate the interior of the Velvet Room with those colourful spheres found on trees during this season. Silver should go well with blue...although red seems to be more commonly associated with this holiday.

Dear Mun.
I appreiate that you've decided to finally free me from the cell of your mind. However, I must protest the Username.
Serious? Team Jacob? That Mutt?!
As if Doc-fang wasn't bad enough for poor Carlisle....
Still, it's better than what you did to my Love.
Yours
Edward

So so... does this mean I get to play again? For reals? Like, seriously? 'cos last time you bearly let me play at all. Kanji says that's because it wasn't nice in the hotel we stayed at, but I kinda liked that nice man I met, what was his name again? Leng Shian? Teng Lisang? Something like that, I forget but he was nice, that was the man who was Sensei but wasn't!

At least Kanji's going to be at this school. Teddie gets to go to school! I can't wait! I'm gonna meet all the girls and guys and maybe score with a hot stud or chick if I'm lucky?

There's no one else from my place though, so hopefully I can meet some of them in the TV world if that's the case?

Talking of which, you've got time for me to post here... why can't we post in RCA? Huh? Huh??? I wanna play! I wanna meet them all!

What do you mean you've gotta have time for all the other muses too? They won't mind if it's just me posting right? I mean.. it's not like they can dislike me! Everyone loves Teddie right? Even the GUYS fight over me, although I dont' approve of course!

Well anyways, it's good to know I've got a home at last, we start in Janurary again right? Don't let me down munster baby!

Teddie.

Wow, thanks for all of these new icons, mun!

You've been really busy with me lately, haven't you? I'm not thrilled with you pushing me at a version of Faris that doesn't know me or letting me worry that I'm going to be stuck on an island to get experimented on... but it's nice to meet all the new people and see Seifer again too. I forgot how much of a grouch he was when I met him.

Oh hey, and thanks for not de-aging me.

And... it isn't too long until Stoneface comes back, is it? Well, Mr. Vimes, since that's his real name. I can't wait.

Mundane, you did it! [a happy twirl] I know you think some of the manga pictures look silly, but you found me pictures to make icons! 

Thank you!

Mundane.

I hope you realize this little plan of yours is as poorly thought out as anything my oft-referenced animated counterpart would have done. If you wanted to make my name synonymous with failure, you should have applied for him instead.

Hm.

Being able to breathe unassisted will be a welcome change, at least. Still, I'm quite... content with my face. I'd rather you left it alone, even if your intentions are to only alter it temporarily...

Ha~ah...so you were serious about finding me a game? I thought you'd gotten over me and started favouring others already. It's good that you've gotten a few places in mind, I guess. But considering all that drama in canon, can I at least request a more enjoyable destination? Remember that it is going to be my afterlife.

...what do you mean, no? [mock pout, the effect is ruined by a inopportune snicker] Then how about someplace not very polluted? This nose is sensitive, you understand.

Mundane, I'm insulted - You seem surprised by the interest the men there have had in me. You have seen me, have you not?

But don't "read anything into it", as you like to say. I have no feeling for them and I doubt they have real feelings for me. I have not even spoken with the cricket yet.

On that note - A cricket? Mundane, really? A cricket?




...You know, with all these charming men around, it is almost enough to make me miss Lumiere.

I hold no responsibility for anything on that Christmas album 4Kids did years ago. ... Okay, so I'll take credit for eating the cookies in "Under the Mistletoe". But I deny anything to do with "I'm giving Santa a Pikachu this Christmas"! I'm being serious. Besides, most of that song was Professor Oak! I was barely even there!

... You can stop listening to it now.

- Ash Ketchum

PS. And I don't need to "get more wood".

Are you sure about this? You don't even have any games in mind for me.

...I hope I'm not just going to gather dust, like some of the other journals you've created.

Hmmm~! Maybe you can find somewhere to put me? Don't you think it'd be nice to branch out a little?

Milady,

You are officially a horrible person for showin' this to other people.

"How didn't I saw this before", indeed...

-R.